1. For the most authentic shopping experience you go to KARAMA .. not Dubai Mall.
2. Khassi = Bullsh*t, Aween= no way, Vtec = Nissan patrol
3. Burj Al Arab, Metro, computer are also drinks at cafeterias
4. If you drive a small Japanese car then don’t bother approaching a girl
5. You are not shocked to see a Ferrari parked outside a cafeteria
6. You are not a local unless you SWIM in perfume before you leave the house
7. Having a Nikon or a cannon makes you a professional photographer
8. You will probably hear the name Yousef Radha a lot, no he isn’t a famous person, it’s the name of a tobacco store
9. All of your friends names are: abood, hamood, rashood, mayood, khaloood
10. You automatically switch to local Emirati accent when talking to the police
11. Every Philipino guy you know calls you my “my priend” … or … “yes ma’am siiiiiiiiiir”
12. Its totally normal to wear your sunglass inside a mall … at night.
13. A sentence is incomplete is if doesn’t have “sah” or “wallah” or “y3nii”
14. We have numbers to replace letters “9a7”